Friday, May 1, 2009

i'm not too good at car metaphors

dear ryan leslie,

i want to love your debut. i really do. i've lost count of how many times your album's been played, in its entirety, in my car, in the hopes that after that magical number has been reached, something will click. i imagine that moment to be a little like a car engine finally turning over, after your wrist is near numb from fatigue.

but there's also that other moment, when you realize you're going to need to save at least enough energy to be able to stick out your thumb and hitch-hike to work, because this piece ain't goin anywhere, no matter how many times you give it a lil gas, just for old times sake.

ryan, you're a great producer, but this whole vocal thing i just can't dig. it could be your cliche lyrics. it could be the occasional tepid rapping. it could be that you're just not that good of a singer, and you don't really know how to compensate for it. it could be that i just can't stand fabolous anymore, and grind my teeth to point of cracking them when i hear his voice.

this would be a great album r-les, nearing fantastic, if you just let someone else sing over it. way to go pal, you really know how to hook up a hellafreshsmoothasssilkybeat. and you have good melodic instincts. but you need to know to quit while you're ahead. before you pick the pen, pick up your phone. call up kanye, his blog hearts you. call up rick ross, the second half of his latest could have used some of your proper summer synths. call up the goddamn teriyaki boyz for all i care. anyone but you. and f-a-b-o. and chris cornell.

i hope we can still be friends. after all, real recognize real. and yeah, i'll probably still keep listening to your album anyways. that's what kind of a guy i am.

your friend, constructively,

hear mars

p.s. gibberish is pretty dope the way it is, even if, as elise correctly noted, the horn melody steals a page straight from spottieottiedopaliscious. i even enjoyed the video of you making it.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

wait til i get my music right...


i have 25,568 songs on my itunes.

wish i could brag. but as fred reminded me a couple of months ago, i can't. if i had to estimate, i'd say about a quarter of those i've never heard. out of every four songs, there's one i've never even clicked on.

while it might seem like its pointless to have songs on your computer just for the sake of having them, in the end i'd rather know half, or even a quater of my library really well than have listened to all of them and not be able to quote or recognize the melody of the majority of them.

which brings me to tonight's post: music that i've spent enough time sleeping on. here are five artists (and fantastic songs of theirs that i DO know - i'm not COMPLETELY square) that i never got around to getting into, and hearby resolve to wax (more) poetically on in the month or so.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

this blog just got mad decent

who's going to the major lazer show at sob's on june 13? god i wish i knew because i would go up to them and look them in the face and tell them how incredibly cool and hip they were and how jealous i was of them.

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you know i'm posting pix of the tix when they show up in the mail