NEW MUSIC: beat tape #4

beat tape #3 was/is an unfinished collection of tracks involving beatles samples. also, update on the previous post, it looks like heavy metal sun tan and facehugger have made it through the first round of elimination and were chosen by the editor of a discovery channel show described to me as "friday night lights, only it's dirt car racing" for possible inclusion. which will give me something to brag about when i bump into kanye on the street.

these were written specially as candidates for the same show. don't ask why half of the tracks could be called sad bastard music, or why a dirt car racing show would feature them. because i don't know.

#1: princess on lsd

#2: sandrifft

#3: thrasher shark (ed note: best title yet?)

#4: what if this happened to you?

NEW MUSIC: beat tape #2

"less dance, less 80's cheese style." that would be beat tape #1 review up in a fortune cookie.

"good hard/raplike/driving tunes." that would be the request of the music man, who is looking for background muzak for a "catch it, keep it"-like show. i only wish i knew what catch it, keep it is.

#1: heavy metal sun tan

#2: rocky horror house

#3: down the rabbit hole

#4: facehugger [ed note: alien reference]

NEW MUSIC: beat tape #1

so my brosin (brother by theory, cousin by blood) jonathan just got back from japan, where all the hot beatsmiths go to test their battle skills. well, he did recently go to japan, but that has nothing to do with his friending me on facebook and letting me know if a) 2limb is still functioning (answer: no, but i do still bump that cd from time to time, even if i have to skip the masturbation skit because it really creeps me out) and b) that i should send him the dopeness via mp3 and he could make me a rockstar. i'm still going through ascap application hell, but i sent him beat tape #1, which is sorta like givin somebody a bump of snow and then whispering in their ear that you've got a couple keys in the other room. this is a weird post.

#1: crest/trough

#2: the tide changer

#3: look what i did with echoes

#4: warblebird

#5: synsisighz (pronounced syntha-size) her